Dec
10
2009
Call Santa
Author: Steve Martin
Once again I have obtained a direct line to Santa’s workshop. It is December, so of course Santa is VERY busy. Unfortunately he does not have time to answer thousands of phone calls personally. But, you can leave a message for him so he’ll be sure to know what you want for Christmas. His Direct line is:
801-738-0668
Let him know your name, how old you are, and what you would like him to bring you for Christmas. And, if you would like to have a recording of your message e-mailed to you, send an e-mail to Santa at santa@claus.fami.ly with the date and approximate time of your call as well as the child’s name and age and Santa will do his best to send your message back to you for your own enjoyment (Ask your parents for help with this part).
Pass this along to your friends and family so they can call Santa too. http://stevemart.in/2009/12/10/call-santa/

December 11th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Hmmm. Santa’s got a Utah area code. Who’da thunk?
December 11th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Yes Rob, he does, ok? Don’t you know that VoIP lets you have a phone number in whichever area code you choose? Apparently he chose to have a Utah phone number. Can you blame him?
December 20th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Do you think Santa is a mormon?